Five Ways To Fix The Soap When It Goes In Her 50th Year

It’s no secret that Emmerdale isn’t the strongest right now.

While it hasn’t quite hit EastEnders’ lows, it barely rivals Coronation Street’s highs.

But how do you fix the soap?

Here are five ways to get started …

Meena Jutla must be unleashed to kill again in Emmerdale (Image: ITV)

Make Meena kill more

Usually serial killers stay welcome in Soapland.

Check out Emmerdale’s own Lachlan White – it lasted a good six years longer than anyone wanted (ignore that it was only in five years), but Meena is different.

She’s exciting and keeps killing boring people.

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Leanna was a precocious nightmare that honestly deserved to be pushed to death over a bridge, Andrea Tate was unworthy of the surname, and Ben Tucker was too stupid to live.

To get Emmerdale back to their best, they’ll have to kill the deadwood.

And why bother with a major disaster when a willing serial killer is doing the dirty work.

If she could start with Sam Dingle now …

Emmerdale must give Kim Tate a new enemy worthy of her time (Image Credit: ITV)

Give Kim Tate a worthy enemy

Understandably, even psychotic serial killer Meena Jutla realized that Kim was a woman who wouldn’t go down easily.

She withdrew after Kim confronted her and made it clear that no one would take her in and live to tell the story.

And now it’s time to prove it.

For some reason, they’re trying to make Kim a little nicer, but that’s the last thing the show needs.

There are developers out there who want to destroy their village – it’s time for Kim to put on her boots and kick her out.

Definitely necessary.

Bring back classic characters

Emmerdale isn’t exactly overcrowded with iconic characters waiting in the wings to return.

Fans have waited 20 years for Kim Tate, but she is a special case.

You shouldn’t have to wait long for Andy Sugden, Adam Barton, and Kathy Glover to drag themselves back to the village.

Even Tina Dingle is crying out for a comeback.

Make it possible.

Emmerdale's Dingle family is overgrown and needs to be circumcised (Image credit: ITV)
Emmerdale’s Dingle family is overgrown and needs to be circumcised (Image credit: ITV)

Chop up the dingles

You know when you think about Christmas that letting the kids make cards with some glitter would be a great idea – and your house is covered and you never get rid of it?

It doesn’t matter how much you suck, you will still find glitter three years later if you try to leave the house for a funeral without looking like you decided to add some tinsel shavings to it beautify.

These are the things for Emmerdale.

A fabulous addition in one place – now they are popping up all over the store and it really is time to get the pros to get rid of them.

There are too many. They are terrible people. And if we never hear of their code again, so much the better.

Letting the farmers in Emmerdale actually work shouldn't be controversial (Image: ITV)
Letting the farmers in Emmerdale actually work shouldn’t be controversial (Image: ITV)

Let the farmers farm

Granted, the show hasn’t been called Emmerdale Farm since around 1994, but that’s no excuse.

There are real farmers on the show – so let them farm.

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Anyone learning about farming now would think the whole farming system is Moira Barton running around with a box of meat, throwing it to Marlon Dingle, and mumbling about the weather.

Corrie has his sense of humor, EastEnders has bitter misery and Emmerdale has his farmland – so take advantage of it.

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